Ok, so the first thing that I wanted to do when I saw the cover of the 50th issue of DH Mag was to eat the cake on the front cover, the whole thing. Which may have been more of an indication of my emotional state at the time. But boy did it look delicious. So, it has been my goal, since I first saw it to one day take a crack at making it. Well I did it!! I actually made this gorgeous cake. And, I tell you what, it is absolutely delicious. Way to go Donna!! The cake is really, really, really rich, so you only need a small bit but even when cutting it up in small bits, the cake is four layers for crying out loud, so you can’t really ever get a small bit.
The taste was sensational, but trying to assemble the thing was a complete nightmare and disaster. I am blaming the heat and humidity of course, nothing to do with my lack of skill in this area.
Next time I make it, if I am still living in this incredibly hot/humid place, I am going to refrigerate the individual cake layers and the frosting. Then to assemble it, I will make a cardboard cylinder to construct the cake within, pop it back into the fridge after building it and then, when it is firm, take it out, remove the cylinder, quickly take a picture of it, cut it and pop it back into the fridge.
So here is what you need for this amazing creation, which is on page 156 of DH mag, issue 50; water, hmmm yep got plenty of that. As we get about 8 meters of rain a year here, there is no short supply. Butter is next on the list and I bought butter last time we were in the big smoke just for this cake, cause I know that there really is a difference when making cakes with butter as opposed to settling for marg. So I splashed out and bought the butter, yum. Cocoa is an easy one, I am never without cocoa, it is a must in my pantry. You pop these ingredients in a small saucepan and heat them up till the butter melts.
Next comes the dry ingredients; flour, baking soda and sugar, no worries on all of those, though of course I didn’t have castor sugar, but using raw sugar instead didn’t seem to make a difference. You whisk the choc mixture into the dry ingredients and then add eggs and buttermilk. Now, I have to pause here, cause even though I know it is called chocolate buttermilk layer cake and obviously buttermilk is a key ingredient there is a serious shortage of buttermilk in this country, as in, “I have never ever seen it in the shops!” But I got a tip from another cookbook called, “The Perfect Cookbook”, that if you mix half milk and half yogurt you can call that buttermilk, so that is what I did and it still tasted great. And last ingredient for the cake mix was vanilla extract. You whisk all the ingredients together. Now, make sure you use the right cup measurements, cause about the time I thought I was finished and thinking that, “boy this cake is incredibly moist.” I realised that I had used 1/3 cup measurements instead of ½ cup measurements (doh!). And I am so thankful that I discovered this or else it just would have been a complete flop.
So you divide the mix into two cake tins and pop them into the oven.
While they are cooking or while the cakes are cooling or whenever, it is time to make up the chocolate cream cheese frosting! Totally decadent, I know and even more decadent is that this recipe calls for 500g of cream cheese!! Whoa, usually I use 250g but no, this recipe had to take it up a step. Sidebar, you can freeze cream cheese if you are going to use it for something where you whip it up again or else the freezing does tend to make the cream cheese go all crumbly. Besides the enormous amount of cream cheese, the frosting also calls for butter, icing sugar and cocoa. Whisk these all up in a food processor until it is a light and fluffy deliciously chocolaty and cream mix.
Now for the incredibly tricky part that I failed dismally at, but no fear it still tastes gorgeous and friends will love you anyway and will all want to come round for avo tea.
You need to cut each cake in half, so you have four layers. Now, a great way to do this is to use dental floss. Strange, I know but a friend taught me how to do this and it is so way easier than trying to cut it. So you take the dental floss in both hands making sure that it is long enough to cut through the entire cake horizontally. Place the floss very carefully smack in the middle of the cake and slowly run it through the centre until you have halved your cake. Simple.
Now place your layers on top of one another, careful to put about a quarter of the frosting between each layer and of course ending up with frosting on the top. Amazing!!
Don’t do what I did and; one, not cut off the tiny peaks that form on the top of each cake, two use incredibly runny icing with on top of incredibly moist cakes and three attempt to layer them without doing some serious forethought about the construction process, the instructions in the DH mag do not really give much help to amateurs on this one.
Good luck, it is a winner!! I’d definitely make this one again.
PS I just got the new DH mag but I need to make one last thing out of the last issue before I start on the new on. However, this doesn’t mean that I won’t be taking a peak at it. How exciting!!